Comments on Jarad's Secret blog: Umm, something about god or something

P.S. Please forgive the tardiness of my response. ...

2007-06-05T05:03:00.000-07:00

P.S. Please forgive the tardiness of my response. I have been unconscious.

Chris: In a sure sign that you and I are destined ...

2007-06-05T05:01:00.000-07:00

Chris:

In a sure sign that you and I are destined to be together I once spent a brief (though eventful) period in prison after I bit off somebody’s tongue in an (successful) attempt to stop them talking during a movie. To answer your questions in order of their importance: 1. It tasted like overcooked pork and 2. Yes, I am free Saturday night. Should I call you?

Jarad:I would probably sleep with your blog too, y...

2007-04-22T23:51:00.000-07:00

Jarad:

I would probably sleep with your blog too, you know, provided that it's not one of those blogs that talks during movies or tries to stick its tongue all the way down your throat when making out. I'd shoot those blogs if given the chance Jarad. Shoot them right in the face.

Mist, darling, as far as I can discern from your b...

2007-04-19T23:48:00.000-07:00

Mist, darling, as far as I can discern from your blog, you are the result of some kind of holy alliance between Kafka and Naomi Campbell and, in surely the best indication of god’s love for an individual, your cup runneth over with shoes and wine. And you think god isn’t already giving you preferential treatment? Honey, he probably has a photo of you in his wallet.

P.S. Ever notice how “King of the Jews” rhymes with “Fabulous shoes”? No? I didn’t think so.

I am mostly left handed. Does that make me the be...

2007-04-19T09:57:00.000-07:00

I am mostly left handed. Does that make me the best? Does G*d smile on me more than right handed people? Because, if so, I'd like to start seeing some preferential treatment.