Right now...

I am eating ice cream.

Gerald Ford was still alive????

Jeez, they kept that quiet.

Sweet Jesus

I just googled the name of my blog (yes, because I am a self absorbed narcissist) and there were results! Results that were my blog! I am inside of Google. And Google is inside of me.

And then for one orgiastic moment I felt a surge of creative power flow though my body and then pour directly into the very soul of the Internet profoundly connecting me with every tiny bit and every massive byte of it's entire glorious whole.

And then I tried to write this post and I couldn't get the italics to work properly. Sigh

Merry Christmas

I would have gone to more effort for my Christmas post but, you know, I just don't care anymore. Merry Christmas.

Well,

I got bored of this pretty quickly, didn't I?