I really should have

saved this picture to use in my last post ever just to show you all that I was joking all along and that the joke was in fact on you, piteous fool, who has been slavishly reading this blog like the tragic hipster troglodyte that you are and not on me who has been writing this blog like the turgid erratic inebriate that I am.

I just felt like some colour.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Somebody has commented on my blog! Somebody with the same name as me. The implications of this event are both grave and epochal. And confusing. And frightening. And also kind of neat.

In my experience complex situations such as this can only truly be summed up by a picture of a monkey. Someday, monkeys, someday...

Everybody loves good neighbours

The couple in the apartment next to me are attempting to break the world record for the longest and most inane domestic dispute ever had. By my count they're at 6 hours and 40 minutes though I do think they may have finally moved on from endeavouring to determine which of them actually did smoke the last cigarette. I suppose it's just one of those questions that nobody really has an answer for. Like, were Niles and Maxwell Sheffield secretly lovers? Although, I suppose the answer to that would be yes.

Eew, gross.

And so now I am linking to something. I Think

Hey, here is (hopefully) my very first link. It's awesome. Click on it. Now. Right now.