Look,

We can stand around here all day finger-pointing and bickering about who “failed to complete their blog-transmitted mission from god” or who “may have condemned all humanity to everlasting damnation with their wanton disregard for the word of god” if you want, but, I mean, atleast try and see this thing from my point of view. I am a very busy man. I was tired, I had a headache. And Desperate Housewives is the only show I get to watch all week. It’s not like you’ve ever successfully completed a mission from god is it? I mean, not that he would ask. Obviously. And these things are really hard man. There’s a lot of pressure. It’s not like just writing a blog. I was writing a blog for god. I mean frickin god man. It was intense. And at some point you just have to say to yourself “Enough is enough Jarad. Your god is a forgiving god (fortunately) and how pissed can he really be when it was he who invented playstation in the first place?” So god, if you wanna be pissed, be pissed, cause me and the boys are going down to Riley’s for a three dollar special and we may not be back for some time.

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Due to a complete lack of appreciation and cash rewards I will stop blogging forever at the end of this sentence.

Edit: Due to overwhelming public demand (and the Hello Kitty sandwich oven thrown in to sweeten the deal) I have deigned to return as your blogmaster. I will just never ever ever blog using vowels again. Fuckin' vowels.

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